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Benedict Cumberbatch’s voice is like having passionate sex with the perfect one night stand in a Spanish villa after a night of partying and salsa dancing. Tom Hiddleston’s voice is like making love with your One and Only on a perfect morning in a bungalow by the beach.
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![fuckyeahtopcow:Witchblade and the Darklings by jamietyndallHere is the colored version of my Witchblade. Colored by the amazingly talented Urszula. The original inks are at [link]Both colors and inks are available for sale. Just contact me through my website at [link]Colored by the very talented Urszula Aka SinhaliteHere is a link to her deviant site check her out. She is an artist to add to your watch list.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0f9ajOOxo1qf4uyeo1_500.jpg)
Witchblade and the Darklings
by jamietyndall
Here is the colored version of my Witchblade. Colored by the amazingly talented Urszula.
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Le Orange: Professor Draws Penis on Sleeping Student’s Forehead
After spotting sophomore psychology student Mike Michaels sleeping in the third row of his Psychology 105 class yesterday, professor Jim Gubernick drew a penis on Michaels’ forehead. “Is that kid sleeping?” Gubernick asked students in his 9:30a.m. lecture. “Don’t wake him up. Does anyone have… (Source: eileen-fischer)
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It’s over Lara. I’ve found someone else.
Fifteen years is quite a while, my dear Lara. I’ve been with you for all that time through thick and thin. We’ve certainly had some adventures, you and I. From the dusty tomb of Tihocan, to the murky depths of Niflheim we’ve battled together against countless enemies, overcome deadly traps and figured out some rather tricky puzzles. I hope you won’t be too upset, my love, when I tell you that it’s time for us to part ways. That’s always been the trouble though, hasn’t it? You won’t be upset. No matter how much love I’ve given you, you’ve never shown anything in return. You don’t need me Lara. You’re always so cold, so aloof, so untouchable. Despite all these fifteen years I’m still not sure I know you. So it’s time for this to end. You see, I’ve found another woman. She’s younger, she’s prettier and from the looks of it she might find it in her heart to show me who she is some day.
Her name’s Lara.
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